Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Crazy Gas Prices

Gas prices are all over the place, Saturday they were $3.35, Sunday $3.39, Monday $3.37 and yesterday $3.33.  They can’t make up their mind.  Don’t know what will happen by Memorial day.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Beats All I Ever Helt, Felt, or Smelt

Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.

Friday, February 3, 2012


The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."  "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: “Fine For Dumping Garbage!”

Wednesday, February 1, 2012


A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"  The driver replied, "Bout whut?"