tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86323644167863809042024-03-21T02:20:07.547-07:00Papoojack's Worldpapoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-61191338295130936252012-03-23T05:24:00.000-07:002012-03-23T05:24:05.936-07:00National Puppy Day<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjA3S9Kv5iRnKi24lT66AVBZ5MZ54qUi6z6y6bIuCzvV-uZPLY33AoGnvGc20hTnm_OpOio_x9pDIQad1hmlaC1KilyQTmsWxio24KoS1HQt4d2N-esEArDZjlbgujG7Yjzf4nq4FqlvDw/s1600/IMG_0071.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjA3S9Kv5iRnKi24lT66AVBZ5MZ54qUi6z6y6bIuCzvV-uZPLY33AoGnvGc20hTnm_OpOio_x9pDIQad1hmlaC1KilyQTmsWxio24KoS1HQt4d2N-esEArDZjlbgujG7Yjzf4nq4FqlvDw/s320/IMG_0071.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><br />
Sophie Mitzipapoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-15616299712929322172012-02-08T12:57:00.000-08:002012-02-08T12:57:27.052-08:00Crazy Gas Prices<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">Gas prices are all over the place, Saturday they were $3.35, Sunday $3.39, Monday $3.37 and yesterday $3.33.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They can’t make up their mind.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don’t know what will happen by Memorial day.</div>papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-16285141022326691402012-02-04T17:23:00.000-08:002012-02-04T17:23:42.763-08:00Beats All I Ever Helt, Felt, or SmeltY'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-53862872147353987882012-02-03T14:43:00.000-08:002012-02-03T14:43:14.510-08:00TexasThe Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.<br />
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: “Fine For Dumping Garbage!”papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-63950745504537277392012-02-01T16:01:00.001-08:002012-02-01T16:01:42.643-08:00TennesseeA <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placename w:st="on">Tennessee</st1:placename> <st1:placetype w:st="on">State</st1:placetype></st1:place> trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The driver replied, "Bout whut?"papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-41548919591836543432012-01-31T17:59:00.000-08:002012-01-31T17:59:44.620-08:00North Carolina<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">A man in <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">North Carolina</st1:place></st1:state> had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then he got back in the car to wait.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."</div>papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-84940017341416153282012-01-30T15:00:00.001-08:002012-01-30T15:00:40.348-08:00Mississippi<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">The young man from <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:state w:st="on">Mississippi</st1:state></st1:place> came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."</div>papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-17319568157756815972012-01-29T14:20:00.000-08:002012-01-29T14:20:07.714-08:00Louisiana<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">A senior citizen in <st1:state w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:state> was overheard saying ... "When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:state w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:state></st1:place> .."<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When asked why, he replied, "I'd rather be in <st1:state w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:state> 'cause everythang happens in <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Louisiana</st1:place></st1:state> 20 years later than in the rest of the world."</div><br />
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<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">The owner of a golf course in <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Georgia</st1:place></st1:country-region> was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>He called her into his office and said, "Y'all graduated from the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:placetype w:st="on">University</st1:placetype> of <st1:placename w:st="on">Georgia</st1:placename></st1:place> and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everthang but my earrings."</div>papoojackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10052709108533975055noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8632364416786380904.post-73390802554487096882012-01-27T17:12:00.000-08:002012-01-28T13:03:22.972-08:00Alabama<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:state w:st="on">Alabama</st1:state></st1:place></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">A group of <st1:state w:st="on"><st1:place w:st="on">Alabama</st1:place></st1:state> friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;">That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-buck . <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"Where's Henry?" the others asked.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"Henry had a stroke o' some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"You left Henry layin' out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's gonna steal Henry!"</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><br />
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