Friday, March 23, 2012

National Puppy Day

                                              Sophie                                      Mitzi

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Crazy Gas Prices

Gas prices are all over the place, Saturday they were $3.35, Sunday $3.39, Monday $3.37 and yesterday $3.33.  They can’t make up their mind.  Don’t know what will happen by Memorial day.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Beats All I Ever Helt, Felt, or Smelt

Y'all kin say whut y'all want 'about the South, but y'all never heard o' nobody retirin' an' movin' North.

Friday, February 3, 2012


The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch.
The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head."  "Yep," he replied. "That's why I'm dumpin' it here, 'cause it says: “Fine For Dumping Garbage!”

Wednesday, February 1, 2012


A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"  The driver replied, "Bout whut?"

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

North Carolina

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.  Then he got back in the car to wait.  A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.  The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."  The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"  The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

Monday, January 30, 2012


The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"  Bubba replied, "Did y'all see who it was?"  The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."